We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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