Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
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is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
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I need to calm my uterus...
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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