I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
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you just kept bragging about how there was a "pretty large" chance that you had pooped on the same toilet as George Clooney
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
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WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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