can we get nightvision for the apartment?
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
I just found puke in my bra..
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
Can I just text her like "yo sorry I fucked your boyfriend, let's go get sushi" or like nah
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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