it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
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Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
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So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
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