just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
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Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
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Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
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