I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
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