Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
I almost didn't wake up for my first day of work. The 3rd bottle of champagne was a mistake. And the 2nd bottle of wine after that was probably excessive
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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