Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
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check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
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