he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
I stumbled in at 6am to find my cat in the window making a noise I've never heard her make. When I went to the window there was a goat outside staring at us.
Are you sure? Or did you just think there was a goat?
No there was a goat. I gave it a donut.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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