The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
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Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
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You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
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