Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
I wish I could donate my sober boners to my whiskey dick
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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