Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
Nothing says "You're all grown up now" like setting up your 401k with shitty underwear.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
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still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
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I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
A+ Viking dick
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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