Can Purell be used as lube?
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
Touché
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