At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
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how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
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Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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