i don't plan on having that self control this summer
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
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He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
Well, he's moving. Now my only options are to accept it or fake a pregnancy; and since you are my only pregnant friend I'm going to need you to pee on this stick for me.
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It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.