Dude, no joke... I lost my wedding ring in some skank last night
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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