I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
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We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
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I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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