awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
this hospital has no fireball
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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