you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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