doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
I want to fling myself into the sun
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
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