white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
I just counted my steps so I know when you start looking for you on my way back from the bathroom
You know how us drunks love counting steps
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
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Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
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I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
Today's hangover is a "wear sunglasses while pooping in the dark" kind of day
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...