She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
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there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
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Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
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