she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
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Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
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I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
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