It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
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