hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
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The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
I sent him this really overly apologetic text asking him out. It was just sad. Not even 27 shots of whiskey can grow me a self-esteem.
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I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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