allegedly i woke up at 5am sat in the dishwasher and peed
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
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Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
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I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
I just typed "I've got a friend" and my phone autocompletes to "that's a dick appointment". What is my life.
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
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