No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
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