It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
do you have any idea why i woke up naked spooning my toaster?
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
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airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
We just set the fire alarm off with a fog machine. What's my first instinct? Finish my drink. I think I handled that correctly.
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How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
You were laying next to me in bed at 4:30 a.m. I asked if you were drunk and you said you weren't drunk you were buzzed like a bumblebee. Then kept rambling on about having to call out of work.
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