i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
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I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
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I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
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