is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
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