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(708): View more from Illinois

Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy

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(413): View more from Massachusetts

your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,

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(815): View more from Illinois

he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...

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(315): View more from New York

See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be

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(469): View more from Texas

Tornado booty call.. dedication

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(203): View more from Connecticut

I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.

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(248): View more from Michigan

Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.

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(740): View more from Ohio

That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex

(513): View more from Ohio

STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS

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