I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
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It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
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Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager