It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
She showed up at 4:30 in the morning HAMMERED, stripped, demanded sex, then after 4 failed attempts stopped me mid-thrust to tell me she thought we should be fucking for a cause, like animal rights. Process that for a second. She wanted us to be fucking for animal rights.
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
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