I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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