I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
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I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
Threesome in a minivan. New low
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
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The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
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