There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
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just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
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Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
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