Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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