I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
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