I need help removing her.
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
theres no point in washing my sheets anymore. its always going to be a fine layer of booze and semen.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
Just realized my relationship wasn't even Facebook official and I'd already cheated on him. 'Shitty girlfriend' is an understatement.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
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