Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
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