I saw a sign that said worlds largest frying pan next exit. Way to do your fucking part Iowa.
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
i think i have herpe
just one?
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we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
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Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
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