im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
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We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
Just heard my neighbor say "I'm just gonna lay down in a coma until someone comes into my room and hands me a beer." He's got his priorities straight
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
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I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
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