Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
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I need you to use more vowels.
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We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
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You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
I wonder how horrible I look to customers. There's cuts all over my face and I can't talk.
What are the cuts from? Head-butting the bathroom light fixture?
Honestly that's best case scenario.
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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