How drunk are you??
I'm flawless.
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
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My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
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Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
Note to self: remember to figure out whether melted cheese is a liquid when not stoned
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
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