I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
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