Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
You said you brought chipotle into a movie and I asked you to marry me and you said yes
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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