Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
I just slapped my cat in the face with my dildo. You were the only one I could tell.
He probs deserved it.
Every good man does.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
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