oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
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What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
Seriously? You DON'T remember putting all those Swedish fish in the waffle iron b/c you wanted "One big Swedish fish?" That waffle iron was a wedding gift.
Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.
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There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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