You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
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Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
I'd like to be surprised that there's a picture of someone pouring champagne in my boobs on Instagram, but I can't.
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Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
Dude you literally tried to cook your phone in the microwave. You were so wasted you asked your mom to help you turn it on.
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
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