Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
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