Hey man sorry I got all grabby
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
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