Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
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I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
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Me: 10% human, 90% poor drunken life choices.
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
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