Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
when I forget a girls name in bed I ask her her middle name then tell her i'm gonna call her that from now on
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
I use my feet as sexual weapons
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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