i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
worst morning ever. completed my walk of shame home to find my parents, grandma, and priest had come down to surprise me on my birthday. now i'm in the car with them to go get my car from the bar.
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I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
this will be a night to untag.
What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
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just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
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